trollldoll:

Omg me

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(via pizza)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(via fake-mermaid)

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via pizza)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(via fake-mermaid)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via fake-mermaid)

brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

(via fake-mermaid)

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

(via fake-mermaid)